On the Buses

EPISODI: 6. SEZONI: 6.

The crews must all submit to a medical and Stan and Jack think it would be amusing to eavesdrop as Blakey is examined by a brisk lady doctor. However, when he says that his days are numbered Stan assumes that he is terminally ill. Stan and Jack start being extra nice to him and ask him round for tea - which does make him ill. As Stan is about to give Blakey a presentation, the inspector explains. When he said his days were numbered he meant that he was considering another job offer, but now... (më shumë)

EPISODI: 13. SEZONI: 5.

Blakey decides to promote Jack to an Inspector, a move which he believes will wreck the Jack & Stan capers of upsetting his bus lines. Success goes to Jack's head when he is in a position of authority and upsets Stan's plans for taking out a clippie and scheming for unworked overtime.

EPISODI: 15. SEZONI: 5.

It's Boxing Day and Arthur's mother has come to stay, along with his sister Linda, who throws herself at all the men, including Jack. The two families go to the bus company's dance where Arthur warns Jack to keep away from Linda but is himself the object of desire from conductress Beryl, leading to Olive causing a scene. Later, as Blakey shows Arthur's mother around the depot, they catch Stan and Linda in a compromising position.

EPISODI: 7. SEZONI: 5.

Canteen manageress Suzy seems to be favouring Jack and Stan over Blakey and giving them considerably larger portions of food than him. He removes her and replaces her with the austere ex-prison officer Gladys.

But she too has needs and when Stan tries to charm her in order to get extra food he discovers exactly what they are. Eventually Blakey gets rid of her too and installs a vending machine. It is a truly hilarious episode.

EPISODI: 10. SEZONI: 5.

Stan gets his uniform dirty unblocking the sink and, though he should really pay twenty-four pounds for a new one, Jack persuades Blakey to let him have one for free. Unfortunately this gets covered in paint and when an extra strong cleaning fluid is applied to it it rips it to shreds.

Stan makes do with an old one from a recently retired driver to be told by Blakey that he knew Stan would mess up the new uniform as soon as he got it.

EPISODI: 4. SEZONI: 5.

It's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund (Mitzi) and the tropical fish until Stan volunteers.

The tank gets broken but Stan replaces it with one made from the bus windscreen and the fish are safe so Blakey does not notice the difference. However, Arthur has let Mitzi play with the pub's - male - Dalmatian and she has put on weight by the time Blakey reclaims her.

EPISODI: 6. SEZONI: 5.

It's the annual bus crew's ball and, to Blakey's displeasure, Stan and Jack have booked a stripper they saw at a local pub. Furthermore the man in whose lap her panties land gets to take them backstage to return to her.

Meanwhile, Olive's dress needs altering which involves trying to smuggle a tailor's dummy on the bus but eventually she and the rest of the family go to the dance. Poor Olive gets some unwanted attention when the panties land in her lap and a load of men rush her but Stan... (më shumë)

EPISODI: 3. SEZONI: 5.

Stan is to be the best man when his friend Bill marries Sally, Blakey's niece. However Stan and Jack get as drunk as Bill on the stag night and wake up the whole house trying to perfect a cure for hang-overs.

Stan puts the ring on his finger to ensure it does not get lost but ends up by swallowing it and the bride has to borrow a ring from Olive while Blakey suggests Stan stops off at casualty on his way to the reception.

EPISODI: 3. SEZONI: 4.

When an article appears to claim that bus drivers, by nature of their sedentary work, are prone to a short life expectancy, this gets Mum and Jack worried. Mum starts putting Stan on a diet and, as a consequence, both Jack and Stan have to subject themselves to a physical exercise routine and healthier living. They later discover that the article was mistaken.

EPISODI: 4. SEZONI: 4.

Olive is offended when Arthur gets too friendly with Wendy, a conductress he met at the social club, and she leaves in a huff with Mum. Arthur fails to come home and Olive, believing the worst, throws him out.

Mum tries to get Blakey to sack Wendy for immoral behaviour and Olive accuses Wendy of stealing her man to which Wendy points out that she has no interest in such a shrivelled-up old loser and it is revealed that Arthur in fact spent the night asleep in the sidecar as he couldn't... (më shumë)