GLUMCI
- Susan Lucci
Self - James Davenjay
Police Officer - Peter Chiamardas
Bar Patron - Vaughn Bullard
Bar Patron - Pete Maddocks
Susan Lucci's assistant - Debbie Hartner
Bartender - Gary Ayash
Candidate Supporter - Cody Heuer
Bar Patron - Lawrence Derx
Detective Dee - Ben Hartner
CSI Detective - Tom Golian
Solider - Martha McConnell
Patricia Swinehart - Kristen M. Mentasti
Best Friend - Peter Muggleworth
Churchgoer - Annie K. Fox
Comic Store Customer - Allison Tucker
Mary - Jimmy Bacon
911 Dispatcher - Richard Evans
Pianist - Karen Dadey
Christia - Julie Victoria Hansen
Bartender - Candice 'CJ' Johnson
Friend - Gus Zucco
Doctor - Kalisha Buckhanon
Self - Commentator - Justyn Christofel
Detective - Buggsy Will Machuca
Army Friend - John Zervas
Detective - Kelley Mullin
Club Party Girl - Scott Chism
Bar Extra - Anna Magoulas
Robin Heidt - David Sotomayor
Charles 'Eva' Martinez