GLUMCI
- Dennis Waterman
Tony Carpenter - Sam Kelly
Sam Jones - Joan Sims
Mrs. Fiona Wembley - Jenna Russell
Maggie Lomax - Judy Buxton
Ruth Carpenter - Michelle Hatch
Dawn - Pauline Letts
Tony's Mum - Vanessa Hadaway
Stephanie Carpenter - Fiona Mollison
Jane Webster - William Lucas
Sir Douglas Hoyle - Dora Bryan
Tony's Mum - Bunny May
Barry - John Harding
Stephen - Jenny Lee
Mrs. Purvis - Paul Weakley
Singing Gardener - Alexander John
Golfer - David Warwick
Driver - Elizabeth Anson
Angela - Gillian Webb
Mrs. Turner - Conleth Hill
Delivery Man - Iain Rattray
Man - Deborah Leighton
Ms. Barnes - Tony Millan
Chalky Smith - Peter Denyer
Mr. Burton - John Gower
Mr. Norster - Louise Papillon
Florist - Paul Arlington
Mr. Purvis - Lola Rand
Eva the Housekeeper - Perry Fenwick
Jimmy Quinn - Gordon Peters
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