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Blood Diner

Blood Diner (1987)

Comedy, Horror | United States

Director: Jackie Kong

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Rating: 5.3/10

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SYNOPSIS

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.

Actors

Writer: Michael Sonye

Producer: Lawrence Kasanoff, Jackie Kong

RUNTIME: 88 min

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