GLUMCI
- Matthew Steer
Baron O'Neill - Dustin Demri-Burns
Adolf Hitler - Mathew Horne
Billy the Kid - Bruce Mackinnon
Charles Sumner Tainter - Paul Kaye
John Logie Baird - Jimmy Carr
Himself - Narrator - Mark Davison
Farmer Roger - Tom Stourton
King James I - Joe Varley
Arthur Weigall; pub punter; victim #2 - Mike Wozniak
Cardinal Wolsey; Esmond Harmsworth - Tim Key
Henry VIII - Tom Rosenthal
Himself