GLUMCI
- Matt Berry
Steven Toast - Robert Bathurst
Ed Howzer-Black - Doon Mackichan
Jane Plough - Shazad Latif
Clem Fandango - Tim Downie
Danny Bear - Harry Peacock
Ray Purchase - Tracy Ann Oberman
Mrs. Purchase - Adrian Lukis
Blair Toast - Amanda Donohoe
Ellen Toast - Gus Brown
Bob Fennison - Geoffrey McGivern
Acker Herron - Alan Ford
Alan / Narrator - Peter Davison
Peter Davison - Morgana Robinson
Emma - Lewis Macleod
Announcer - Terry Mynott
Axel Jacklin - Neil Hannon
Ed Howzer-Black - David Arnold
Club Pianist - Terence Harvey
Lord Fotheringham - Daniel Cook
Cliff Bonanza - Trevor Laird
Nick Swivney - Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer - Alexandra Fraser
Jackie, TV Client - Thomas Walsh
Ray Purchase - Michael Ball
Michael Ball - Fiona Mollison
Jane Plough - Emily Bruni
Kika Bright - Adam Astill
PC Thomas Ledger - Mark Davison
Crazy Golf Family Man - Alistair Cope
Sam Mendips