My Name is Batlir, not Butler

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Hello, my name is Batlir, not Butler. I'm not actually overweight, I just have some excess in a certain area....It is told in Anatolia that, the baby looks like whatever the mother craves for while she is pregnant. My mother craved for watermelon. I mostly talk to my best friend, she is the loneliest whale in the world, 52 Hertz.