Terry and Julian

• 
  Julian Clary
  Julian
• 
  Lee Simpson
  Terry
• 
  Philip Herbert
  Airport Security
• 
  Kate Lonergan
  Rene
• 
  Russell Churney
  Airport Security
• 
  Danny Schiller
  Royal Variety Producer
• 
  Jeffrey Chiswick
  Bullring Owner
• 
  Daniel Strauss
  TV announcer
• 
  Tim Wylton
  Judge
• 
  Paul Merton
  Vicar
• 
  Reginald Marsh
  Mr. Wilson
• 
  Clive Panto
  Air Steward
• 
  Julie Hewlett
  Assistant
• 
  Emma Bernard
  Mrs. Betty Clary
• 
  John Dallimore
  Tom
• 
  Petronilla Whitfield
  Flamenco Dancer
• 
  June Whitfield
  Mrs. Wilson
• 
  Ian Talbot
  Michael Grade
• 
  John Irwin
  Warren Beatty
• 
• 
  Jonathan Stratt
  Bank Robber
• 
  Sam Smart
  Bank Robber
• 
  Gordon Honeycombe
  Newsreader
• 
  Fanny the Wonderdog
  Self

• Liddy Oldroyd

• Julian Clary
  ...
  (writer)
• John Henderson
  ...
  (writer)
• Paul Merton
  ...
  (writer)
• John Frank Rosenblum