ATTORI
- Lee Mack
Stuart - Neil Fitzmaurice
Charlie - Sarah Hoare
Madonna - Geoffrey McGivern
Barry Opper - Clive Russell
Willie - Samantha Spiro
Kate - Ellie White
April - Christian Brassington
Humphrey - Cecilia Noble
Sandy - Frances Barber
Patricia - Cavan Clerkin
Simon - Ray Fearon
Mike Bottford - Ciaran Dowd
Nurse Patrick - Madison Clare
Suki Morgan - Paul Garner
Bareback78 - George Fouracres
Customs Official - Seeta Indrani
Dr. Price - Michelle Greenidge
Police Officer - Kathryn Bond
Police Officer - Dan Mersh
Salesman - Alec Nicholls
Businessman - Nicki Vickery
Igor - Robert Ryan
Hospital Visitor - Kishore Bhatt
Ferry Bar Manager