SINOPSIS
In an attempt to resurrect the slapstick comedy of Laurel and Hardy or The Marx Brothers, Arthur (Stanley Tucci) and Maurice (Oliver Platt) team-up as two out-of-work actors who accidentally stowaway on a ship to hide from a drunken, belligerent lead actor who has sworn to kill them for belittling his talents. Of course, the lead actor end up on the ship as well. Also, madman Voltri, First Mate (Tony Shalhoub) plots the destruction of the ship, and Happy Franks (Steve Buscemi) is a depressed, suicidal lounge singer.
- Oliver PlattMaurice
- Stanley TucciArthur
- Walker JonesMaitre D'
- Jessica WallingAttractive Woman
- David LipmanBaker in Kramer's Pastries
- E. Katherine KerrGertrude in
- George GuidallClaudius in
- William HillBernardo in
- Alfred MolinaSir Jeremy Burtom
- Michael EmersonBurtom's Assistant
- Jack O'ConnellStage Manager
- Matt MalloyMike / Laertes in
- Ted BlumbergFrancisco in
- Lili TaylorLily 'Lil'
- Tony ShalhoubVoltri, First Mate
- Teagle F. BougereSheik
- Elizabeth BraccoPancetta Leaky
- Steve BuscemiHappy Franks
- Allison JanneyMaxine (Max)
- Matt McGrathDetective Marco
- Richard JenkinsJohnny Leguard (Frenchman)
- Isabella RosselliniThe Veiled Queen
- Campbell ScottMeistrich
- Billy ConnollyMr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
- Dana IveyMrs. Essendine