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Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher.
- Jeremy NorthamHarry
- Steve ZahnWayne
- William H. MacyChappy
- Ally WalkerJoe
- Illeana DouglasMs. Schaefer
- M.C. GaineyBob Maslow
- Ron PerlmanNalhober
- Mo GaffneyMrs. Bromley
- Paul DooleyThe Judge
- Jillian BerardMadison
- Scarlett PomersJency
- Melissa ArnoldOther Happy Girl
- Cassie SilvaOther Happy Girl
- Tiffany TakaraOther Happy Girl
- Tim BagleyDavid
- Michael HitchcockSteven
- Ed StoneAlton
- Rance HowardEly
- Derek WilderBully Boy
- Kiva LawrencePageant Judge
- Carley Fink'Little Light Girl'
- David ShackelfordVarnel
- Kim StoryGuard
- Tim CowgillLocal Cowboy
- Guy J. GravesTow truck driver