GLUMCI
- Adrian Edmondson
Eddie - Rik Mayall
Richie - Steven O'Donnell
Spudgun - Christopher Ryan
Dave Hedgehog - Lee Cornes
Dick Head - Rupert Bates
Mr. Tent - Helen Lederer
Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstroms - Roger Sloman
Mr. Harrison - Robert McKewley
P. C. Cholmondley-Smythe - Mark Arden
Shooting gallery stallholder - Evie Garratt
Old Lady - Brian Glover
Mr. Rottweiller - David Lloyd
Willy - Robert Ashe
Ralph Maxwell - Charlie Biddle
Johnny Bates - Kelly Hunter
Mrs. Gascoigne - Lisa Maxwell
Mrs Linneker - John Abbott
Mormon - Victor Spinetti
Maitre 'd - Roger Brierley
Sir Roger Cobham - Mark Lambert
Gasman - Kevin McNally
Sex Shop Assistant - Michael Redfern
Mr. Cooper - Paul Bradley
Mr. Scrubbs - Rory Bremner
Mr Brough - Tina Foley
Valerie Bates - Kevin Allen
Marcel - Jo-Anne Stockham
Voluptua
REDATELJ
- ...(uncredited)