Two And A Half Men: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

SYNOPSIS

Walden and Alan can't prevent their girlfriends starting a bitching war after commoner Lyndsey's vicious reaction to a snob remark from socialite Oxford graduate Zoey. A mudslide during a rainstorm locks them in the beach-house on Valentine's Day. Walden does well to appease Zoey in bed, but Alan's verbal bungling enrages Lindsey further, leading to a fake orgasm shouting contest. The boys flee on an errant despite the torrent just to avoid the war-zone. Ironically while they nearly drown, the girls sanctimoniously make up.