SYNOPSIS
Melvin is a pathetic loser of a motorcycle cop who gets demoted to working the night shift as a punishment for his constant screw-ups. During his off-duty time, however, Melvin turns to his secret obsession: comedy. He puts a paper bag over his head and performs in front of audiences as "The Unknown Comic". Unable to balance his two lives, he seeks psychiatric help to try and resolve who he really wants to be.
- Linda BlairOfficer Sue Perman
- Pat PaulsenOfficer Kent Lane
- Jaye P. MorganKate Parker
- Jack RileyDoctor Ziegler
- Billy BartyCaptain Lewis
- Murray LangstonOfficer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic
- Pat MoritaRape Victim
- Sydney LassickPeeping Tom
- Kent PerkinsTex
- Roxanne OscoKicking Girl
- Joe BattagliaBum
- Lori SuttonEdith Hutton
- Mik OnePress Agent
- Alex FolksLeroy's Bartender
- Patrie AllenOfficer Judy
- Bob Biggart'Motherforking' Cop
- Brad BiggartPunk Busboy
- Kitten NatividadBig Bust
- Michael CrabtreeAttorney
- John HazelwoodSanta / Big Prisoner
- Vic DunlopCrazy Man
- Kip WaldoGross Waiter
- Dan TaylorBar Owner
- Gregory R. WolfHippie
- Jody MillerWaitress