SYNOPSIS
Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben. The segments range from "Do Aphrodisiacs Work?" in which a court jester gives an aphrodisiac to the Queen and is, in the end, beheaded to "What Happens During Ejaculation?" in which we watch 'control central' during a successful seduction.
- Woody AllenVictor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm
- Gene WilderDoctor Ross
- Louise LasserGina
- John CarradineDoctor Bernardo
- Lou JacobiSam
- Anthony QuayleThe King
- Tony RandallThe Operator
- Lynn RedgraveThe Queen
- Burt ReynoldsSwitchboard
- Jack BarryJack Barry
- Erin FlemingThe Girl
- Elaine GiftosMrs. Ross
- Toni Holt KramerToni Holt
- Robert Q. LewisRobert Q. Lewis
- Heather MacraeHelen Lacey
- Pamela MasonPamela Mason
- Sidney MillerGeorge
- Regis PhilbinRegis Philbin
- Titos VandisMilos
- Stanley AdamsStomach Operator
- Oscar Beregi Jr.Brain Control
- Alan CaillouThe Fool's Father
- Dort ClarkSheriff
- Geoffrey HolderSorcerer
- Jay RobinsonThe Priest