SINOPSIS
From the director of Revenge of the Nerds (1984) comes this outrageous sword and sandals spoof. Horny King Looney of Troy sends slacker general Awesomest Maximus to maintain peace with rival King Erotic of Greece. But when Prince Orlando, who's more into fashion than fighting, steals the King's wife Ellen to be his BFF, it's war.
- Jason BurinescuTesticlees Soldier #3
- Will SassoAwesomest Maximus
- Kristanna LokenHottessa
- Sophie MonkPrincess Ellen
- Khary PaytonKing Erotic
- Ian ZieringTesticlees
- Gary LundyOrlando
- Rip TornKing Looney
- Tony CoxMinoritees
- Tiffany ClausMilfia
- Deon RichmondJamal
- Kevin LinehanQuantas
- Eddie PepitoneApproximo
- Nelson Frazier Jr.Ginormous
- Nathalie WalkerOracle
- Adam DevineEphor 1
- James C. MorrisEphor 2
- Edward BarbanellTesticlees Little Cousin
- Blake AndersonGreek Soldier #1
- Tye NelsonGreek Soldier #2
- Tod HuntingtonGreek Soldier #3
- Peter D'AlessioGiuseppe
- Randy SklarJeff - Testiclees Soldier #2
- Jason SklarBill - Testiclees Soldier #1
- Evan KanewTesticlees Soldier #4