OPIS
Lou Peckinpaugh (Peter Falk), the Cheap detective has entered a world that is half Casablanca (1942) and half The Maltese Falcon (1941). A parody of Humphrey Bogart's movies in which Lou goes through a series of scenes from the two movies trying to keep ahead of the Police who think he killed his partner and find the black bird.
- Peter FalkLou Peckinpaugh
- Ann-MargretJezebel Dezire
- Eileen BrennanBetty DeBoop
- Sid CaesarEzra Dezire
- Stockard ChanningBess
- James CocoMarcel
- Dom DeLuisePepe Damascus
- Louise FletcherMarlene DuChard
- John HousemanJasper Blubber
- Madeline KahnMrs. Montenegro
- Fernando LamasPaul DuChard
- Marsha MasonGeorgia Merkle
- Phil SilversHoppy
- Abe VigodaSgt. Rizzuto
- Paul WilliamsBoy
- Nicol WilliamsonColonel Schlissel
- Emory BassButler
- Carmine CaridiSgt. Crosseti
- James CromwellSchnell
- Scatman CrothersTinker
- David Ogden StiersCaptain
- Vic TaybackLt. DiMaggio
- Carole WellsHat Check Girl
- John CalvinQvicker
- Barry MichlinBandleader